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(John Mellencamp — Jack and Diane).

Shudder.

And I even *like* midwestern cheesiness.

I still sing it, but, Nevada? Known for silver. The Grand Canyon? Located in Arizona. And vests from Vest Virginia?

Copper comes from Arizona
Peaches come from Georgia
And lobsters come from Maine
The wheat fields
Are the sweet fields of Nebraska
And Kansas gets bonanzas from the grain

Old whiskey comes from old Kentucky
Ain’t the country lucky
New Jersey gives us glue
And you, you come from Rhode Island
And little old Rhode Island
Is famous for you

Cotton comes from Lou-siana
Gophers from Montana
And spuds from Idaho
They plow land
In the cow land of Missour-a
Where most beef meant
For roast beef seems to grow

Grand canyons come from Colorad-a
Gold comes from Nevada
Divorces also do
And you, you come from Rhode Island
Little old Rhode Island
Is famous for you

Pencils come from Pennsylvania
Vest from Vest Virginia
And Tents from Tent-esee
They know mink where they grow
Mink in Wyo-mink
A camp chair in New Hamp-chair
That’s for me

And minnows come Minnesota
Coats come from Dakota
But why should you be blue?
For you, you come from Rhode Island
Don’t let them ride Rhode Island
It’s famous for you

1. White Liar by Miranda Lambert

Hey white liar/ The truth comes out a little at a time/ And it spreads just like a fire/ Slips off your tongue like turpentine

You said you went out to a bar/ and walked some lady to her car/ but your face has more to tell/ cause my cousin saw you on the street/with a red head named Bernice/Turns out you don´t lie too well

Why is this song called white liar? Is cheating and hiding it supposed to be a white lie? Is it that the guy is white and a liar? Then again, the cousin only saw him on the street with someone. Maybe he really was walking her to her car. Then he’s not a liar at all. The evidence is circumstantial at best.

2. My Bad by Rayvon

My bad /I should’ve treat you like the skank you are/ Instead I have you riding up in my car/ If I had stuck to my original plan/ You’dve been a one night stand

My bad/I should’ve known you could never be true/ I should’ve treat you like them other guys do/ If you only knew who was cheatin too/ You would see the jokes on you

What irks me about this one is the hypocrisy. She’s a skank for cheating but he’s funny/justified for cheating.

Great song lyrics about cheating:

Papa Loved Momma by Garth Brooks

Papa loved Momma/ Momma loved men/ Momma’s in the graveyard/ Papa’s in the pen

If only I could write this concisely!

“Rain on your wedding day” may be unpleasant but it’s not really ironic. Maybe she’s implying that they got married on Sunday?

“Rain on your wedding day” may be unpleasant but it’s not really ironic. Maybe she’s implying that they got married on Sunday?

e.g., Beyonce – Tonight, I’ll be your naughty girl. Calling all my girls.

And Nickelback. I’m gonna say that’s too easy.

As for me… well… I think I’m gonna choose Led Zeppelin. Everyone who loves me knows how I feel about Robert Plant, and now it’s time for me make my case public: “And if you listen very hard/ The truth will come to you at last/ When all are one and one is all/ To be a rock and not to roll/ And she’s buying a stairway/ To heaven…” Jimmy Page + John Bonham – Robert Plant = Paradise.

And Sarah – whomever you are – excellent pick. That song has always given me the heebie geebies.

For the life of me I cannot remember//What made us think that we were wise and we’d never compromise.//For the life of me I cannot believe we’d ever die for these sins.//We were merely freshmen.