It's empty
This Internet has a long history of fruitfully and hilariously exploring the connections between drunk people and small children (take this, for example). I’ve read that living with a toddler is like living with a tiny, angry drunk. They’re irascible, unpredictable and they don’t think twice before throwing punches. There is no doubt that this describes Eleanor at her worst. However, Eleanor at her best is like the best drunk person with whom you have ever had the pleasure of partying: she thinks everything is hilarious, she gives gives hugs and kisses to anyone (or anything) and tells them she loves them. She slurs her speech in an adorable way and makes inane, if charming, observations (“ball is pink!”). She stumbles but doesn’t hurt herself, drops things but doesn’t break them and says “uh-oh” a lot.
And then she sleeps for 12 hours.
Hilarious and true. Beau says the song that best describes Ephram is “Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer” by Billy Currington bc he’s so good at tipping back empty beery bottles like Eleanor in the picture.
So funny!! Deserves to, and will, be sent to all my friends in the UK who, I’m ‘ quite confident, will appreciate this picture and commentary more than most. Drinking is considered a contact sport over there. Ellie’s picture will end up on walls.
At least they’ve graduated from the hard stuff: http://the.weisz.es/703/pushermom
I hope i get cuddles and kisses even when she is not drunk!!